Ah, yes. More dispute on the most ridiculous holiday ever.

Somehow, a dude supposedly without sin rose from the dead around 2000 years ago. And how do we celebrate that? By lying to the children and telling them that rabbits lay eggs.

What would Jesus do? Well fuck I dunno, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t include a yearly ritual of lying and misleading the children.

And don’t get me started on Santa Claus, you know that fat fuck can’t fit down a chimney…

Let’s not forget, Elmo also wants to be the first person to send his sperm to Mars…

Hey, I’m totally with you there, fuckall with that space tourism bullshit. Still though, why doesn’t the article also list Gayle King?

WTF?!

Not a single mention of Gayle King?

For fucks sake, at least mention all their names!