Eastern and Western churches will celebrate Easter on the same day this year, while marking 1,700 years since the Council of Nicaea unified Christian doctrine
Ah, yes. More dispute on the most ridiculous holiday ever.
Somehow, a dude supposedly without sin rose from the dead around 2000 years ago. And how do we celebrate that? By lying to the children and telling them that rabbits lay eggs.
What would Jesus do? Well fuck I dunno, but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t include a yearly ritual of lying and misleading the children.
And don’t get me started on Santa Claus, you know that fat fuck can’t fit down a chimney…
“It is a bit ridiculous,” he said, then staged a pretend conversation: “‘Tell me, your Christ, when is he resurrected? Next week? Mine was resurrected last week.’”
Or… now follow me on this… OOOOR…
The whole thing is made up.
