Expectation: Putin directly tells Ukraine to unconditionally surrender

Active nuclear threats to passive-aggressive nuclear threats

Now that it’s been brought up, Putin will be sure to give the soldiers responsible a medal for doing so

By the end of the first month he’ll get another 7 years for pretending to be the warden

What’s the point? Anything Putin says is worthless

Wanna talk? Pull out of Ukraine and then maybe it’s worth talking

They’re afraid of losing at the state level

This is plutocracy in action

Kim Jong Un was declared winner before the first participant crossed the finish line

Also, Kim Jong Un was not a participant