Honestly I never thought I’d arrive at a point I’d even remotely imply something is “too woke”, but how else are you supposed to apprehended kids? Maybe if he actually tackled a girl with his weight, yeah, that’d be too much a bit, but like in general, think “false imprisonment” and “assault and battery” somewhat exaggerate the events here. Perhaps they’ll be warranted in terms of justice to set an example, which would be fair enough, but also, I do feel sorry if that happens to a side simply because he got tired of his windows being egged and just apprehended a kid without actually damaging them (unlike when the cops claim to do so).
I mean, someone was egging his house.
Honestly I never thought I’d arrive at a point I’d even remotely imply something is “too woke”, but how else are you supposed to apprehended kids? Maybe if he actually tackled a girl with his weight, yeah, that’d be too much a bit, but like in general, think “false imprisonment” and “assault and battery” somewhat exaggerate the events here. Perhaps they’ll be warranted in terms of justice to set an example, which would be fair enough, but also, I do feel sorry if that happens to a side simply because he got tired of his windows being egged and just apprehended a kid without actually damaging them (unlike when the cops claim to do so).
Citizen arrests are still a thing so he might have a case to defend… but like most in the US he will probably end up with a plea deal.
So he’ll be legalised slave labour for several years.
That or illegally deported, you never know with Yanks these days