alaphic

Ya know, on the upside in regards to all the Trump administration’s absolutely fucking pants on head insanity I sometimes try to remind myself of this, at least: whenever I start feeling those ‘imposter syndrome’ type of thoughts creeping in I just try to make myself think, 'Yea, but imagine if you were SO pathologically insecure (though with good reason as far as he goes 🤣😂) that you managed to beg, borrow, steal, cajole, lie, threaten, bribe, or otherwise pussy grab your way to the presidency ((TWICE!!!)) yet you STILL needed your sycophantic little moron harem to fawn over you with - what appears to nearly everyone else watching, anyway - so OTT a degree of near deific reverence it must be at your expense…"

I’m usually good from there, cuz I don’t think I could be less qualified for ANYTHING than these chucklefucks

I feel like the fact that she at one point seems to be attempting to get her primary target to bring his friends over for a “group activity” (so to speak) is an oddly buried lede in this

What a convenient time to be worried about “the poor users’” privacy for a change… 😂🤣

“Look, we may use literal exabytes worth of stolen/copywritten/etc data to train our models, but we wouldn’t let anything happen to compromise your privacy, dear sweet, gentle user… In fact, even though Sam Altman is too busy attempting to deal with the fallout from molesting his little sister for decades and courting fascists for business favors to spend much time at the office nowadays anyway, we still delete your chatGPT logs so he can’t perv through them anymore!”

For some reason, (potentially my inability to speak/read French) it just never really occurred to me that there would be French specific porn sites… I definitely am not anything remotely resembling surprised by this, however, if that makes sense lol

I do gotta say, though, that given how sexually dangerous it seems to be to be just a wife in France these days, let alone an actress, I just can’t even imagine how it must be for someone doing pornography…

Shit’s just wild af imo

Boy, it’d be a shame if some exceptionally convincingly written letters along the same lines showed up from Vance, Noems, Boebart, MTG, et al, wouldn’t it?